Christmas Non-Classics / by E

       If you are not into that classic Christmas carol sound or any holiday tune that could safely be played around children, that's great, because there are plenty of artists who feel the same about Christmas music. Besides, "classic" songs like "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" are not great because Rudolph is a terrible movie (that santa is an assholic misogynist) and both of those songs were made for children and are slightly annoying, much like children; children are not awesome (I'm sure that not every child is disappointing, it's only that the majority of children seem to be these really awful excuses for tiny humans). If you hate that holly jolly holiday spirit coursing through radio playlists this month, just sit back and enjoy this playlist.
"All Hopped Up On Jingle Bells" Punchline
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" My Chemical Romance
"Walking In the Air" Foxy Shazam
"Slower Than Christmas" The Boxmasters
"Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" Fall Out Boy
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" Weezer
"Champagne Christmas" The Fleshtones
"Fairytale of New York" The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" Relient K
- E
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